How to get a man

Wattle Labs has created a "Large Behaviour Model" (LBM) of the human population. The LBM, an analogue of LLM's, which seeks to understand human behaviour, rather than language.

Our AI/ML driven psychological and behavioural profiling can help women find a man.

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Hello Australian women, my name is Aaron and this is Wattle Labs. Today I'm going to show you how to get a man using our technology. Wattle Labs has created a large behaviour model containing all 28 million people in Australia. We predict 60-plus behavioural, psychological, socio-economic, and demographic attributes with 92% accuracy. I'm going to do a few videos about how to use AI in interesting ways — today it's how to get a man, but I'm also going to show you how to get your boss's job, and how to get any job you want using our behavioural model.

So we have a large behavioural model. This is a cousin to the large language model — we are to behaviour and psychology what language models are to human speech. Anyway, today we're going to show you how to get a man, so let's get into it.

The problem for women is that apps really suck. It's absolute garbage out there. You can't go to pubs and pick someone up anymore because no one's in the pubs apart from really old men. All your friends are now partnered. Whenever you go to social outings there are no free men, and even if there are, they're just the wrong guys — not the ones you want. So instead of being on the back foot and allowing life to passively pass you by, you take a very active, very aggressive role in hunting down this man. And that's what we're going to show you today.

You can use our technology — we can sign an NDA, no one has to know we ever had a conversation — and we can tell you where the men are, like a menu. Tick all the boxes and we'll find you exactly the man you want. What we're going to do today is show you how a typical 30-year-old woman might go about finding a high-income tradie — and one thing I forgot to mention when I wrote this down: single. This is how you use AI in nefarious contexts.

Our platform has all 28 million people in Australia. A 30-year-old woman is probably going to be looking for a man somewhere in the 30 to 35 age range. In our system, a tradie falls under physical workplace or outdoor physical worker, and you're going to want high income. Oh, and single — yes, definitely single.

Instead of going to nightclubs in Darlinghurst, this is showing you where they actually are. For you to meet the man who satisfies all your criteria, a few things have to happen: you have to be in the right place at the right time, and you have to share some of the same interests. What our platform is showing is that there's a concentration of these guys in Sydney, so let's drill down. In Australia, this is where you need to start — there's a big hotspot in Zetland, Bondi Beach, and Haymarket. If you're physically in these locations, you've got a much better chance of meeting this guy. There's no point being out in Doonside and then complaining you're not meeting these men.

Down Liverpool Street, around Goulburn, George, and Sussex Street — you need to be here. Get your gym membership in this area. Tell your girlfriends — if there are restaurants around here, and Chinatown runs through a lot of it, maybe even World Square — spend all your time there.

The second thing you need to do is figure out who this man actually is. He's a young adult, high income, average education, suburbanite, Australian culture, family-orientated, physical workplace — yes. He's got a practical personality. Your perfect mate is a physically capable Australian tradesperson who likely works in construction or engineering, spending his days on site handling practical tasks. But if you want the hot tradie, you're actually going to have to be interested in a family home on a few acres near the coast, maybe building your own home, building a financially secure future together, and going on regular holidays around Australia.

Step two is memberships. Construction-related things won't help you much directly, but knowing what he wears, what he eats — that sort of thing helps. Some of the foods: beef pies, sausage rolls. So if you really want this guy, find out where the food carts are near the construction sites in the inner city. He's having his beef pie at one of those little corner shops, perhaps on the way to the job site or grabbing it before he jumps in the ute. For sports, you need to be going to golf, fishing, surfing, motor racing, MMA, boxing, cricket, and Aussie rules. Join every blokey club you can — a four-wheel-drive off-road club, for instance.

One final point: one weekend a month, you need to be going to Melbourne, because it's the second biggest target area — that's where a lot of these men are. Get an Airbnb in the right locations and turn up to the fishing club, or anything near the water — boating, camping, anything outdoorsy.

And don't stop at Melbourne. Maybe one weekend a month you're off to Perth, which is a beautiful city. In Perth, split your time between Scarborough — a really beautiful spot on the water — and East Perth. Plonk yourself down in those areas, I can even show you the specific buildings. Cover every square inch of those buildings, bring your pet, walk around in your activewear, and there'll be lines of tradies just trying to date you.

And when you catch one — even over in Perth — do your long-distance thing for a while, but I think eventually you'll probably have to fly over and maybe reconsider that marketing job, because this guy is going to want to live in some beautiful little beachside paradise somewhere down the coast.

That is how to use AI and machine learning for very nefarious purposes. That's all I want to say about that. Hope you have a great day. Goodbye.